Three super easy-drinking beers in 330ml cans. You ready for this?
Our man Judd Owen wrote about Frenchies’ Tropical Mist and Thick Tropical Mist in November, and if he knocked back the seven percent NEIPA in six minutes then he’d do this Soft Tropical Mist DDH Session NEIPA in three because it’s full of beautiful haze but contains precisely zero elements to slow you down but considering it’s less than one standard drink perhaps that’s not a problem for anyone so enjoy the Strata-Sabro-Mosaic flurry of flavours just as quickly as you like before moving on to the Draught Pils Style, which is a masterfully-made French pilsner using noble Strisselspalt hops to bring the Frenchiness (and also the bitterness) but if you ask me it’s the smooth, sweet malt that makes you want to drink these by the Seine with the common people while making rude jokes about the the upper class who are sitting in their hotels sipping Tropical Brut IPA out of champagne glasses while their tailors measure their coats and the local Louis Vuitton vendors tout their wares and if I’m being honest I don’t know how the rich spend their time but I do know that I’m mostly just jealous of them drinking this hop champagne because it’s light and buoyant with a fruit salady note and is dangerously refreshing for its strength which is a trait of many Brut IPAs but pulled off particularly well here so this one is ideal for toasting but don’t let this summer smasher smash you.
Aaaaand that’s the time it takes to guzzle these three beers. (Drink responsibly.)
- Session NEIPA & Pilsner & Brut IPA
- 3.5% & 4.5% & 6.5%